MOON!

No more potty conversation tonight, instead it's about the moon.
Shawn : Mommie I see the moon
Mommie : Where???
Shawn : There! (Pointing out into the sky)
Mommie : Ohh... behind the clouds. So you close your eyes, go to sleep and you'll dream of a big big moon.
Shawn : Yes (Shut his eyes tight)
Mommie : Do you see any big big moon?
Shawn : Yes (Shut his eyes tight). I close my eyes, sleep and see big moon
Mommie : Yes...
A moment of silence, I pretend to fall asleep
Shawn : Mommie, mommie, don't sleep. LooK! The moon!
Mommie : zzzzz
Shawn : Mommie, mommie, don't sleep. LooK! The moon!
Mommie : Where? Oooo.. right there. Okay now you sleep, then you see a bigger moon in your dreams
Shawn : No, the moon in the sky!
Mommie : Right... in your dreams you'll see a bigger moon! Now go and sleep!